desiraeetooraww:

“Go wash the dishes!”

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“Go take out the garbage!”

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“Go fold the clothes!”

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“Go make me coffee!”

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“Go do the laundry!”

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“Go hang the clothes!”

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“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

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desiraeetooraww:

lmfao okaay lolol

desiraeetooraww:

lmfao okaay lolol

desiraeetooraww:

i want him :(
^i know :c 

desiraeetooraww:

i want him :(

^i know :c 

Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
ayoalec:

bop bop bop bop to the top 

ayoalec:

bop bop bop bop to the top